Mythbusters takes on water heaters as rockets….

The other night I watched Mythbusters with my partner, Michael, a show which I have to admit I only see occasionally and only when he’s watching it. It’s okay, but I usually prefer reading. Anyhow, one of the myths that they were attempting to bust is the idea that a water heater can become like a rocket and shoot through a home’s roof when it has failed.

Ok, I’ve been an agent, and a homeowner, for many years and I am fully aware of this “truth” mostly from having spoken with many knowledgeable contractors and inspectors over the years – not to mention feedback from my dad who is an all around great fix-it guy.

Well, for anyone who has heard about this “myth” before but didn’t believe it… here is the clip from the Mythbusters folks. It’s quite eye-opening….

I wonder, if this happened to a homeowner and the insurance company determined it was the homeowner’s fault due to negligence because of lack of maintenance – does this mean they wouldn’t pay? I’m all about maintenance on a home’s water heater and replacing them BEFORE failure of any kind so I hope I never find out personally.

ASBESTOS – Buyer Beware!!

[photopress:inspectors.jpg,thumb,alignright]I am just beside myself on the topic of home inspectors and asbestos. I don’t care how many inspectors want to tell me why inspectors aren’t “obligated” to call asbestos in the inspection, I will still keep saying: “You have GOT to be KIDDING me!!

I’ve seen more asbestos in homes in the Seattle area than in my entire career to date around the Country.

“Well Ardell, I know we both “think” that’s asbestos were looking at there, but we really can’t say it’s asbestos unless we send it out to a lab and have it tested. So we just have this disclaimer in our contract saying we are not responsible for calling asbestos in the inspection…and that is sufficient for US” US being the home inspectors!!

Yesterday I literally took a razor tool from the inspector and cut open some paneling held together by duct tape in a basement and forced an inspector to look behind it before he wrote “inaccessible area” on the report! I said if you don’t lend me something to do this with, I’m going to use my bare hands!

How come I can get 10 average Joe’s to stand around the asbestos wrapped pipes, who will all say “Yep, dats asbestis alright”, but I can’t get one inspector to note asbestos in a home inspection report?

Oh, and here’s the agent’s lovely comment (I represent the seller and she represents the buyer) “Not my problem. The buyer chose their inspector and if the inspector doesn’t tell him what he needs to know…that’s not my problem, is it?”

In PA inspectors included “testing for radon” by setting canisters in the house and sending them to the lab. They couldn’t see radon or taste it or smell it, but they didn’t put a disclaimer in their contract saying “Duh, Don’t Know”.

Here’s a clue, Risk Reduction equals every buyer KNOWING WHAT the heck they are buying!!, not 25 disclaimer and disclosure forms covering everyone’s butts in the industry! And they have the nerve to tell me that they don’t want me at the inspection because I make them look bad…Oh WELL!!

And if you stick that pointy metal thing and chunk away at the mortar between the bricks of my seller’s house one more time in some silly act of macho bravado, I’m going to take it out of your and and stick it where you don’t want it stuck.

Some days I want to be a waitress…

To Stephane, this entire post should be in bold AND all caps! I am heeding your advice. But if you tell me to stop using !!exclamation points!!, we’ll have to agree to disagree 🙂

Top Ten Things A Home Inspector Says

[photopress:top_10.jpg,thumb,alignright]It’s Time for another Top Ten! Those of us who have been to 100 too many home inspections can practically stand behind a home inspector and mouth what he is going to say next, when it comes to these “Top Ten Things A Home Inspector Almost Always Says”. No we don’t do the two finger rabbit ears behind his head 🙂 I swear we don’t!

NUMBER ONE:

You need a GFI over here by the sink, oh and another one over here in the master bathroom, and one down here by the kitchen sink…and one more out here in the yard, at the outlet next to the hose bib.

NUMBER TWO:

Contact…contact…Earth-to-wood contact over here.Get that firewood AWAY from the HOUSE!

NUMBER THREE:

Now this here tree is planted WAAAAY TOO CLOSE to the HOUSE!

NUMBER FOUR:

You want to treat the roof for moss BEFORE you get moss. You can spray the treatment on with a hose from on the ground. But first you have to get the moss off the roof, because the treatment will only keep moss away. It won’t remove the moss you’ve already got. I tried to get a website link for you, but lots said we should all trash our roofs and get metal ones. Moss can’t grow on a metal roof. Pretty noisy neighborhood if it starts hailing on all the metal roofs.

NUMBER FIVE:

Cracks in the Driveway!

NUMBER SIX:

Pine needles on the roof, in the valley flashings and in the gutters.

NUMBER SEVEN:

Chimney flashing. if I had a nickel for everyone of these…

NUMBER EIGHT:

Hanging gutters, loose gutters, missing gutters, gutter downspout too close to foundation, divert water further away from the house.

NUMBER NINE:

CAULK! Take out the old caulk…put in the new caulk. Caulk inside where the tub meets the tile. Caulk outside of the tub where the tub meets the floor. Caulk around the kitchen sink. Apparently we all need many tubes of caulk in various colors, including no color at all!

And NUMBER TEN IS!

UH OH…NO TAG ON THE HEATER! OLD TAG ON THE HEATER! NO TAG DATED 2006 ON THE HEATER!

2ND INSPECTION NEEDED TO HAVE AN HVAC QUALIFIED INSPECTOR SERVICE AND INSPECT THE HEATER.